Funny slogans for Home Education T-Shirt?

Hi Everyone,
September 16th is Not Back to School Picnic in England and Wales. Since the Badman Report
http://www.freedomforchildrentogrow.org/…
in June 2009, where it be suggested that home educators are doing all sorts of things to their children. One of the things is that home educated children are unobserved.

So all around the country home educators will be having picnics and blowing bubbles.

I would similar to to wear a funny t-shirt, but I can't think of anything funny enough. So far I have:
Home educator do it in the community.

(On the front) How many home educators does it pocket to screw in a light bulb.

(On the back), One to discuss it with the child and several community member to screw it in.

I quite like 'Home educator do it....' but I can't think of anything really funny that wouldn't be taken as sexually inappropriate. If I get a short snappy one for the front later I can put this one on the back:

..we have come to realise that for most men the right to learn is curtailed by the responsibility to attend school - Ivan Illich
Answers:
I couldn't think of anything, so I went looking for thinking off of websites that print and sell t-shirts. I am including some links, so that you can pick and choose which ones you prefer. Source(s): http://www.greathomeschooltshirts.com/
http://shop.cafepress.com/homeschool


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