What are some good confusing quotes?

Question:Im looking for a quote that just makes people think about all night and day, but something thats actually meaningful

"Its like deja vu all over again."

Yogi Berra

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if i had the letters "HRT" and i could either add the letters "EA" to get heart or "U" to get " HURT" i'd rather have the "U" and get " HURT" than have the "HEART" without "U
"And once the wheels of justice begin to turn, nothing can stop them, nothing."
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"You think you know everything until you sit in this chair. You know nothing until you sit in this chair. You don't have a clue."
how can 2+4+1+9=1
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
following the noble path is like entering a dark room with a light in the hand; the darkness will all be cleared away, and the room will be filled with light.

if you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.

don't be afraid your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin

Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it
For my money, outside of US gov't statements (which, sadly, rather kill-off logic and thought after not long), the most stultifyingly thought-provoking quotes may well be from...

Edie Brickell: What you are is what you are and what I am is what?

>>or words to that effect. If I knew the name of the song, I'd tell you, but if you've not heard it, do.

Also, for sheer joy within the lyrical mode, look up David Byrne of Talking Heads.

THAT guy himself is thought-provoking among the best of 'em.
Yogi Berra had the best confusing quotes. For example:

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

You can observe a lot by just watching.
When we think a thing, the thing we think is not the thing we think we think, but only the thing we think we think we think.
you can led the horse to water but u can't make it drink.
"To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to sat of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true."


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