=) Help next to a hook for my essay please C=?

The assignment-

Write 10 sentences about your best or worst job ever.

My Ideas-
haha so, i made up this whole item that i worked in a candy store, and it sucked because i gained 30 pounds and 4 cavities within three months.. its not true of course but i think it sounds funny, and i can build on it... THE PROBLEM HOWEVER is, that i cant think of a hook.. any 1 get any Ideas PLEASEEEEEEEE ^_______^?

Working in a candy store may seem like a dream come true but I gain 30 pounds (in 3 months!) plus 4 cavities!

^^^^^^^Something along those lines, but way better. =)^^^^^^^^
I worked in a candy store and I've get the dental bills to prove it.

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