9/11 tabloid article?

im doing a homework assignment and i have to write a fake newspaper article give or take a few 9/11. ive been trying to come up with a headline 4 like ever and i cant imagine of a good one! it has to be an alliteration. any ideas?

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Answers:

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Terrorists Took down The Twin Towers close to a bunch of....

that's all I can think of...

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Heres what i do.

First lookup an article on google or yahoo or sumtin,
then read it (the extreeemly boring part) and only write
the exact same thing all over again but add a couple a
words here and nearby or change stuff around.
It usually works =P

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